24/7 Bebenta Sa'yo

How I feel 99.9% of the time

Honestly, I’m terrified that I’m gonna annoy you to the point you won’t talk to me.

doctor: are you sexually active?
me: (laughs hysterically makes pterodactyl noise transforms into a potato and rolls off into the sunset)

Friend: How long does it take you to fall in love?
Me: A couple of music videos I guess.