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What is the best sexual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?

Ask my parents!

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Via Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Piliin mo ‘yung taong pinapakitang badtrip siya.

Kaysa sa taong patalikod kung magalit at kung kani-kanino pa sinasabi.

Childish man ang pag-iisip ko, nagiging seryoso ako pagdating sayo.

Dear pimples,

if you are going to live on my face, I am going to ask for some rental fee.

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